1. I sparkle in the sunlight.
No really, I do. Picture the following exchange:
Mom: Wow, Susie! Your hair looks so dark!
Susie: Um...that's because it is dark, Mom.
Mom: No, but I mean, it's really dark! There's no red in it today at all!
Susie: Silly! That's because I'm standing in the shade. Here... (moves into a single solitary beam of sunlight) See?
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